Have you ever needed help getting off the phone with someone? Perhaps a long winded neighbor, or a pesky tele-marketer? Well - we have just the solution for you. Introducing our unique "Pocket - Get off the Phone Excuse Machine". This little device gives you "6" different sounds that will help you out of the tightest spot - and get you off of the phone "fast". Freedom is just "the press of a button" away. Batteries Included!

• STATIC - Just play the static, and say "you're breaking up", it's fast and easy.
• SIREN - Play the siren, and say a cop is behind your car, and hang up.
• BABY CRYING - You say: "I have to go, the baby is crying"
• DOOR BELL - You then say : "I have to go someone is at the door"
• KNOCK..KNOCK...CHINESE FOOD - You say "My lunch delivery is here, I'll talk to you later."
• CAR CRASHING - Play this one, and just hang up. (Perfect for bill collectors.)