Splat Pig

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Yes, this product is called Splat Pig. And, as the name implies, it's a pig that splats. More specifically, YOU splat it by hurling it against a wall or table or bathroom stall. Why would you want to do this? Who knows. When the Splat Pig hits the surface, it splats out into a shapeless mass. But, remarkably, as hard as you throw it, it eventually comes back to looking like a pig. This is one dumb toy, my friends. We can't imagine a more useless product, but (for some odd reason) we CAN imagine you buying one or two.

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